This occurred during our latest FloFit work out. We were all having a hard time with the blistering repertoire of ab workouts that J-Flo was throwing at us, and in between we had this conversation:
Meat: I feel like everything is getting stronger but my hip flexors.
Juice: You just need to stretch them out man, here's how I stretch em. Juice proceeds to lay flat and perform what appeared to be unspeakable acts on a workout mat. See? That seems to work for me.
All of us stare at him in abject shock.
Juice: What?
Me: Umm, I'm pretty sure I just witnessed you make aggressive, passionate love to an invisible woman. I am going to go vomit now. Thanks for that visual. That was horrifying.
Meat: Yeah, that was pretty gross dude.
I had to share this one, as most of the conversations during FloFit normally follow the mold of us complaining about the workouts but begrudgingly complying. This one had us all cracking up, and as most of you know, if you can laugh through the pain of a workout, it's not as tough. Take care!
Wellen
Meat: I feel like everything is getting stronger but my hip flexors.
Juice: You just need to stretch them out man, here's how I stretch em. Juice proceeds to lay flat and perform what appeared to be unspeakable acts on a workout mat. See? That seems to work for me.
All of us stare at him in abject shock.
Juice: What?
Me: Umm, I'm pretty sure I just witnessed you make aggressive, passionate love to an invisible woman. I am going to go vomit now. Thanks for that visual. That was horrifying.
Meat: Yeah, that was pretty gross dude.
I had to share this one, as most of the conversations during FloFit normally follow the mold of us complaining about the workouts but begrudgingly complying. This one had us all cracking up, and as most of you know, if you can laugh through the pain of a workout, it's not as tough. Take care!
Wellen
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